September102014
September92014

Five Haiku

A room full of names
Not going to remember
Useless exercise.

Orientation
Use landmarks and directions
Find my way back home.

Yawning, stretching, cat
Lazing away in sunshine
Soaking up its warmth.

Packing a nice punch
Bringing out the best in meat
Good BBQ sauce.

Running through downtown
Hoping to avoid the cars
Weaving through the crowds.

September82014
ebookporn:

Library Cake

That is an awesome cake! Hooray for creativity!

ebookporn:

Library Cake

That is an awesome cake! Hooray for creativity!

(Source: facebook.com)

September62014

snapchatting:

girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean

You obviously didn’t watch The Muppets…

(via beatpool)

September32014

Five Haiku

Kittens in the straw
Their world is adventure
Chasing grasshoppers.

Gazing in her eyes
As she smiles big and bright
Tells me she’s pregnant!

Avoid eye contact
Tears are running down her face
Mumbles she’s pregnant…

Uneven footpath
Have to watch where I’m going
Instead of the view.

Pen for a hairpin
Thinks she looks more studious
Until the ink leaks.

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